wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I think people are normalizing furries
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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