I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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