Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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