She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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