i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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