should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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You ate ashes out of my bong
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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