Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Randomize