You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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