ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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