they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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