Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Who put my cat in the fridge?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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