Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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