The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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Omg I joined a choir last night...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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