Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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