Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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