I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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