i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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