So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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