this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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