The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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