wakey wakey hands off snakey
I think my vagina is haunted
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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