..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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