found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Two words: blizzard sex
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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