Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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