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  • Submitted by klangford on Apr 21, 10 at 1:30pm

    next time bring a friend, group projects always get better grades

  • Submitted by naynay on Apr 21, 10 at 1:38pm

    how do you even have trouble passing ALGEBRA? ....how are you even in college?

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 21, 10 at 4:59pm

      To be fair, the term "algebra" can apply to some courses that are actually hard. But really, she's willing to fuck for grades - how do you think she got into college?

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        Submitted by nonsiaimpaurito on Apr 21, 10 at 7:28pm

        ditto. I was a math major in college, and abstract algebra is difficult. however if this is a 13/14 yr old kid taking regular algebra in 8th or 9th grade... that is beyond screwed up.

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          Submitted by Herschel on Apr 22, 10 at 3:13am

          Nah, it's a math professor, not a math teacher. I'm assuming it's a first year kid who went to a shitty highschool and is learning that math is actually difficult. Probably going to drop out in about six months, or maybe go to a major like English.

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            Submitted by nonsiaimpaurito on Apr 22, 10 at 6:40pm

            yea i was thinking "professor" points to college. careful though, don't hate on English- that was my other major. =)

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      Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 21, 10 at 8:57pm

      hey some people are bad at math or too lazy to put in the effort.

  • Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 21, 10 at 1:34pm

    I didn't even know that kind of negotiation actually took place, i thought it only happened in bad teen TV shows.

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      Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Apr 21, 10 at 5:16pm

      I'm pretty sure it DOES only happen in bad teen TV shows..

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      Submitted by EvilJester1214 on Apr 21, 10 at 9:39pm

      it really happens\njust most of the time the TA or Prof doesn't go for it

  • Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 21, 10 at 1:56pm

    Why are you bitching that you got a C? You're not smart enough to pass something you should have learned in high school.

  • Submitted by SARCOtheINFIDEL on Apr 21, 10 at 2:32pm

    Whore.

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Apr 21, 10 at 1:24pm

    Obviously, you barely put any more effort into your bj's than you do your studies. But hey, you were only shooting for passing, not an A.

  • Submitted by Anonymous_ on Apr 21, 10 at 1:31pm

    Yes, because college isn't for learning: it's for fucking professors for a high, yet undeserved, grade.

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      Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Apr 21, 10 at 5:18pm

      C+ is a high grade?

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        Submitted by Anonymous_ on Apr 22, 10 at 12:28am

        For some people, it is. Plus, it beats an F

  • Submitted by your_mom_6 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:44pm

    i guess anal must get an A

  • Submitted by frootyboom8 on Apr 21, 10 at 2:32pm

    If ur a guy it's makes this text a 1000 times better!

  • Submitted by Bluepies on Apr 21, 10 at 4:27pm

    I don't know what's worse, that you couldn't test out of algebra, or that you needed to whore yourself out to pass it. If you're really that dumb and/or lazy, you better get used to this.

  • Submitted by 9021ho on Apr 21, 10 at 1:50pm

    Ahhh! I always have had a fantasy about fooling around with professors...

  • Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 22, 10 at 3:09am

    Man I wish that I could sleep w/ a couple of my professor. Not for a grade, hell they could fail me. I just want I sleep w/ them.

  • Submitted by mhg89 on Apr 21, 10 at 1:57pm

    @nayay: Algebra is a major field of study in mathematics, and goes far beyond the elementary algebra you learn in high school. This was probably an abstract algebra course.

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      Submitted by MoFruity on Apr 21, 10 at 2:08pm

      given the intelligence of someone who needs to blow a professor to pass a class, probably not.

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    Submitted by meremeezy on Apr 22, 10 at 3:36pm

    Horrible. Sickening

  • 92 81
    Submitted by lexibabyyxo on Apr 21, 10 at 1:57pm

    Sounds like a FML

  • 86 71
    Submitted by HookerPunch on Apr 21, 10 at 4:44pm

    I hate to reference Andy Dick here but, "mind the step children"

  • 88 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 4:08pm

    Fake, this doesn't actually happen in real life.

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    Submitted by iAMaLIZARD on Apr 21, 10 at 8:48pm

    HahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahagahahahhHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....I just heard something that was actually funny. This is just sad

  • 89 84
    Submitted by danceblondie on Apr 21, 10 at 7:22pm

    Its noteven a hs or collegeclass. U take it in 7th or 8th

  • 85 78
    Submitted by v501 on Apr 21, 10 at 8:11pm

    If you need to give bjs to pass then a C is all you deserve

  • 76 60
    Submitted by sexyperuvian711 on Apr 21, 10 at 7:37pm

    Hahahaha ur blowjobs must be horible

  • 79 69
    Submitted by zRebirth_Xbox on Apr 21, 10 at 11:31pm

    I've never had a guy math teacher lol

  • 82 78
    Submitted by KillMyMind on Apr 21, 10 at 4:13pm

    Yeh if a guy you got game kudos bro!

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    Submitted by motorboatinSOB on Apr 22, 10 at 12:43am

    Ya gotta relax ur throat and open ur mouth wider- thats when I give an A

  • 82 79
    Submitted by RasAlGhul on Apr 21, 10 at 1:45pm

    If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart

  • 75 68
    Submitted by pdpotman420 on Apr 22, 10 at 11:15am

    FAIL!

  • 74 70
    Submitted by jcknight on Apr 22, 10 at 2:40am

    College algebra, people. C'mon. I think I got a B . Fuck advanced probability permutation!

  • 81 86
    Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on Apr 21, 10 at 5:40pm

    Just a thought, Algebra can be taken in 8th grade...

  • 83 92
    Submitted by kneegrodomis on Apr 21, 10 at 6:29pm

    In Soviet Russia professor gives you blowjob for C

  • 80 86
    Submitted by neildo on Apr 21, 10 at 1:55pm

    Learn how to give better blowjobs or r u just learning disable all toghther

  • 83 92
    Submitted by chefshoey on Apr 21, 10 at 1:31pm

    What School I'm looking for a teaching promotion :)

  • 69 65
    Submitted by DTF420 on Apr 22, 10 at 12:11am

    You should probably step your game up.

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    Submitted by imtakingashit on Apr 21, 10 at 6:24pm

    Hopefully this is abstract algebra. I took basic algebra when I was 13. If you're fucking professors at that age you have bigger problems than passing your classes

  • 86 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 3:37pm

    Fake. Give me dome right now cunt

  • 67 64
    Submitted by mjo on Apr 22, 10 at 6:28am

    Posters gotta be a dude. C ain't bad then. If it's a girl have your teeth yanked out. Solid B for sure then.

  • 69 70
    Submitted by golightly on Apr 21, 10 at 10:26pm

    Damn. That. Fucking. Sucks.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by king_ninsk on Apr 21, 10 at 5:44pm

    Wow that's fucking gross! And you must not give good head!

  • 69 72
    Submitted by bayareaboy on Apr 22, 10 at 12:04am

    its because bj= positive c

  • 73 81
    Submitted by klangford on Apr 21, 10 at 1:28pm

    next time bring a friend, gropu

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 10:53pm

    I love soviet Russia guy

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Suze84 on Apr 22, 10 at 7:44am

    C will get u a Degree. ;•D

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 8:44pm

    What fucktard can pass algebra??? I know retards smarter than you!!! Slut

  • 64 73
    Submitted by ericalew on Apr 22, 10 at 6:47am

    If this is regular algebra, you're stupid. I took pre-algebra in 8th grade and algebra 1 in 9th grade. This is probably more advanced algebra though.

    • 62 49
      Submitted by Sazzie on Apr 22, 10 at 5:22pm

      Wow you're behind as HELL. I took algebra 1 in 7th grade.

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    Submitted by jewjewbee on Apr 21, 10 at 11:19pm

    Whoreeee

  • 62 74
    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:49pm

    Whore

  • 50 55
    Submitted by luckymintfriday on May 19, 11 at 12:02am

    @Herschel: how do you know it's a 'she'? Guys can be sluts, too

  • 60 75
    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:51pm

    probabaly could have gotten a B- if you swallowed

  • 63 81
    Submitted by randy on Apr 22, 10 at 2:26pm

    Wow that does suck. Literally. How bad are you at it?

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    Submitted by miiileycyrus on Apr 22, 10 at 12:33am

    I've never heard of anyone actually doing this.. However, classes are always the best when you have a graduate student as a professor. I knew I was guaranteed an A in English last semester because my prof kept using winky faces in emails hahahaha

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    Submitted by nateshiz on May 5, 10 at 10:59pm

    I took algebra in 7th grade. WTF?!?!

  • 61 78
    Submitted by mattwade on Apr 22, 10 at 4:41pm

    Less teeth

  • 55 68
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 27, 11 at 10:53pm

    Beggars can't be disappointed when they get by.

  • 57 72
    Submitted by chillifae on Jun 6, 10 at 8:04am

    He just wanted to try and be funny \n+C-um\nYeah he failed

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    Submitted by jltc on Feb 24, 12 at 1:13am

    I'm hoping this is about linear algebra, not the algebra you do in middle school. If not, you have no business being in college.

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Shrasa on May 8, 10 at 9:40pm

    How could you be not good at givin a bj?

  • 60 87
    Submitted by CiccioBach on Apr 22, 10 at 8:58am

    Lazy in Math and lazy enough for C blow jobs = fail.

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    Submitted by ddrcoaster on Apr 23, 10 at 1:18am

    You are a dumb bitch if you are taking algebra in college

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    Submitted by sofiiamanniing on Apr 21, 10 at 11:17pm

    I took algebra in 7th and 8th, hopefully this is either fake, or it is that abstract shit. And in 7th and 8th it would be teacher, not proffesor

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    Submitted by iamthatguy on Apr 21, 10 at 6:55pm

    that's pretty decent, if you wanted an A you should have blown him after all the tests