True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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