ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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