just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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