It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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