Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
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my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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