i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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