She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
false alarm. still invincible.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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