Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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