what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Can you bring me the toilet please
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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