all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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