She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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