the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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