Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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