he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
The adults are the big ones right?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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