the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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