It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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