i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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