In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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