And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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