Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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