You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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