how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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