Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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