i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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