I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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