Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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